While Penis doesn’t ever get old, it just doesn’t quite have the power that vagina does.  I’ve tried penis (ha ha, well, not really) and I’ve tried vagina and let me tell you that they call it the vagina game for a reason.  “Penis” is the game you play when you constantly say the word “penis” louder and louder, which is quite analogous to the gender from which the organ is derived.  Men like to constantly outdo each other by showing that they are louder and bigger than their component.  And what better thing for the man to prove is louder or bigger than his PENIS!!!!  Never underestimate the power of penis envy, my friend.  NEVER.

Vagina, on the other hand, is a much more elegant and intellectual.  This side of the game is much like the owner of this wondrous genital.  Women like to be creative and are very intellectual in their mating rituals.  For example, the thought process that women endure in order to obtain a mate requires much thought.  It requires so much thought that even other women cannot understand what the other woman is thinking.  The intellectual process is so specific to each woman, that no one can truly figure them out.  Also, I think that the thought process of a woman is so complex that even the woman having the thoughts does not understand them, and therefore cannot communicate them to the desired mate.  The female then needs the male species to actually PREDICT what the woman is thinking in order to get that vagina.  Now, if other women who have SIMILAR thought processes can’t understand other women’s thoughts, and the woman herself having the thought can’t understand the thought process, then how could the male possibly know what the woman is thinking?  He can’t.  The only thing he can understand is that if he shouts penis louder than the other guy, he is the winner.  For women to win in a similar game, they need to take a previously created name and replace it with a funny sounding piece of their anatomy to create some intellectual and addictive humor.  Women and vaginas are addictive, as many, including myself, already know.  This is quite similar to the game, “The Vagina Game™®”, in which you cannot stop playing once you start.  So, Lee, while your point is quite valid that substituting the word “penis” for “vagina” can add a whole new dimension to The Vagina Game™®, it is important to newcomers like yourself (and I am eternally grateful for your devotion to The Vagina Game™®) not to forget its roots.  Sometimes it’s easy to get lost in advancements, but the original is almost always the best.  And the original vagina beats the penis!