Phat Kev's Foods

Step 1 in Kevin's series of Narcissism.

As many of you may already know, I am quite the selective eater.  I love certain foods and absolutely hate others.  Some of you think that I don't like anything at all but you people who think that are ignorant and don't know the real Phat Kev.  So how can you please such a phat palate?  Well, I've made you a list of the foods that phatkev loves and doesn't love.  Why?  Because I love you so much.

Yummy Yucky
  1. Almost all soups (chicken, beef, Manhattan clam chowder. Oh baby)
  2. Chinese food (they never use cheese)
  3. Garlic (my favorite vegetable)
  4. Teriyaki (goes great with Chicken and Beef. Mmm.)
  5. Turkey sandwiches (good anytime)
  6. Red beans and rice (got hooked in New Orleans)
  1. Milk (hey it's from a cow's mammary gland)
  2. Cheese (curdled cow's milk that smells like vomit.  No thanks.)
  3. Raw Tomatoes (I love the sauce, ketchup, and broth in soup, however.)
  4. Fish (just too nauseated by the fish smell)
  5. Mayonnaise (ugh!! Just look at it!)
  6. Anything creamy (chances are, it has cheese or milk in it)

So now you know what to make next time I come over for dinner.

There's more. Oh yes, there is so much more. I'll keep you posted. Thanks for viewing.

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